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Auberon Waugh Quotes

Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, which has been specially invented for the purpose, involving neither physical proximity nor speech.

Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore.

Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I am still allowed to exist.