Bennett Cerf Quotes
A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
