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Doug Coupland Quotes


Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.

Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.

Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.

Fate is for losers.

Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.

Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do it.

Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found.

Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.

Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.

God is what keeps us together after the love is gone.

Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing.

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.