Earl Wilson Quotes
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
