There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.Frank Zappa
Without deviation progress is not possible.Frank Zappa
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.Frank Zappa
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.Frank Zappa
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.Frank Zappa
