Henny Youngman Quotes
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
