Jay London Quotes
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride. At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? Did you know that today will never be tomorrow. Do you know it was a year a ago today? Does anybody know what I'm doing up here? I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me. I model irregular clothing. I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm. I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. I saw a stationery store move. I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. I was born nine months premature. I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road. I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.
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