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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes


What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.