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Joe Rogan Quotes


Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

People for the most part can smell lies.

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.