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Joel Rosenberg Quotes

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

Miscellaneous is always the largest category.

Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.