Kin Hubbard Quotes
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
