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Larry David Quotes

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.

Drugs scared me.

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.