My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store.Moon Unit Zappa
My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated.Moon Unit Zappa
Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.Moon Unit Zappa
The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.Moon Unit Zappa
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.Moon Unit Zappa
Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something.Moon Unit Zappa
