P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.