Rachel Perry Quotes

Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.

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David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done.

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I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified.

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I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.

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I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.

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If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.

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Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.

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When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time.

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Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work.

Rachel Perry