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Robin Williams Quotes


The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.