A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
Age is how we determine how valuable you are.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.
I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.