Birthday Quotes
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
