A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
A joke is a very serious thing.
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.