Marriage Quotes
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits. The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time. The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much. The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife. The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. There is a time for all things - except marriage, my dear. There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles. When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.
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