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A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

America has the best doctors, the best nurses, the best hospitals, the best medical technology, the best medical breakthrough medicines in the world. There is absolutely no reason we should not have in this country the best health care in the world.

As a medical doctor, it is my duty to evaluate the situation with as much data as I can gather and as much expertise as I have and as much experience as I have to determine whether or not the wish of the patient is medically justified.

As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.

Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said, if I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn't the one on the plane. I want a real doctor.

Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.

Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people.

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.