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Medical Quotes

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.

The physician's highest calling, his only calling, is to make sick people healthy - to heal, as it is termed.

They certainly give very strange names to diseases.

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.

Time is generally the best doctor.

When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.

You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.