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Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

Doubt is part of all religion. All the religious thinkers were doubters.

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known.

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

I don't believe in God but I'm very interested in her.

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit.

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.

If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.