Bob Hope Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
