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Bobby Heenan Quotes

A friend in need is a pest.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.