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Carrot Top Quotes

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.