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Don Marquis Quotes


A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.

A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.

Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong.

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

I would rather start a family than finish one.

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.