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Earl Wilson Quotes

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.