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Garrison Keillor Quotes


The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.