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George Gobel Quotes

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.