George Jean Nathan Quotes
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.
The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
