Jack Benny Quotes
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Gags die, humor doesn't. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. Modesty is my best quality. My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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