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James Thurber Quotes


The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.

The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself, and calls out in his sleep.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.

Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.