Jimmy Durante Quotes
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
