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Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.