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Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."

Jimmy Fallon

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

Jimmy Fallon

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

Jimmy Fallon

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

Jimmy Fallon

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

Jimmy Fallon

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

Jimmy Fallon

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

Jimmy Fallon

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

Jimmy Fallon

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.

Jimmy Fallon

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

Jimmy Fallon

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

Jimmy Fallon

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

Jimmy Fallon

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

Jimmy Fallon

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Jimmy Fallon

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Jimmy Fallon

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

Jimmy Fallon

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"

Jimmy Fallon

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Jimmy Fallon

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Jimmy Fallon

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.

Jimmy Fallon