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Joe E. Lewis Quotes


They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.