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Kathy Griffin Quotes

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Have I gone too far?

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I am in love with Larry David.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I'm basically always on tour.