Kin Hubbard Quotes
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
