Lea Delaria Quotes

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

Lea Delaria

As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.

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I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!

Lea Delaria

I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women.

Lea Delaria

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

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No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

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Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

Lea Delaria

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

Lea Delaria