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Mark Mckinney Quotes

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.