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Moe Howard Quotes

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

Only fools are positive.

We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.