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Ricky Gervais Quotes

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

Where there's a will - there's a relative!

Why by a book when you can join a library.