Rob Corddry Quotes
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show. Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil. I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid. I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day. I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election. I don't feel like I even need to contribute. I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. I get all of my comedy from CNN. I have to stay true to myself. I just want to do cool stuff. I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling. I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials. I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one. I want to manufacture a feud. I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage. I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off. If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care. If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
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