Robert Orben Quotes
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
