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Ronnie Barker Quotes

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.