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Scott Adams Quotes


The best things in life are silly.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.