Tom Leykis Quotes
I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.
There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.