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Tom Waits Quotes

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

It's hard to win when you always lose.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream.