Josh Billings Quotes
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has bin getting a little lower ever since.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.
No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can.
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
