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Marriage Quotes


Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.